meatbicyclevevo:

captoring:

4w-k:

all time favorite quote c:

shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder 
your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder.


actually it’s sholderersuersould

meatbicyclevevo:

captoring:

4w-k:

all time favorite quote c:

shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder 

your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder.

actually it’s
sholder
er
suer
sould

politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

bootykage:

soupies:

Or her boyfriend…  or his boyfriend… or her girlfriend… or whatever.

nigga shut up gotdam

bootykage:

soupies:

Or her boyfriend…  or his boyfriend… or her girlfriend… or whatever.

nigga shut up gotdam

basedgosh:

when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
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hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

breadmaakesyoufat:

dearcosima:

are you from tennessee? because you’re the only

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DELETE YOUR BLOG.

aminoasinine:

new 3ds with new buttons and features

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new games that aren’t compatible with the old 3ds

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ruinedchildhood:

I wish I wish

With all my heart

TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS

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imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

When getting out of the pool…

sergiovargott:

Expectations:

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Reality:

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stability:

when you’re talking about something you love and someone immediately starts saying how terrible it is image

bananafitasfuck:

katieshappinessx:

My new motto: if something is homemade and I don’t know the calories then quite frankly they do not exist.

That’s the motto, baby, yolo