strictmom:

there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world

straight couple: *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
straight couple: *grabs each other's asses in public*
straight couple: *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
gay couple: *holds hands in public*
straight people: that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN
tharlk:

it’s me ur new classmate im here and ready 2 learn 

tharlk:

it’s me ur new classmate im here and ready 2 learn 

perks-of-being-chinese:

when you get trolled:

cokeproblem:

When you accidentally open the front camera and you look hot

*takes a shit at the club*

warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

surprisebitch: